Favorite color

Purple

Favorite musical artist

The Cure

Favorite movie of all time

Akira

Favorite director

Cubby Broccoli
(producer, but close enough)

Favorite food

Twizzlers

Favorite beverage

Grape Kool-Aid

Favorite book

60 Greatest Conspiracies of All Time

Favorite place

Texas

Favorite TV Show

The X-Files (drama), South Park (comedy)

Favorite Snack

Twizzlers

Favorite Pastime

Eating Twizzlers

Favorite Outdoor Activity

Eating Twizzlers

Favorite magazine

Entertainment Weekly

Favorite Quotes

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people... it is true that most stupid people are conservative." --John Stuart Mill

"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." --Lazrus Long

Favorite Dead Person

Mike

Favorite fruit

Twizzlers